Dining Etiquette

The Korean lunch was mediocre. Throw sushi at me anytime really. I feel that many Korean dishes are repetitive.

The company was interesting yet good however There’s nothing more amusing having a bunch of really open minded girls sitting around you asking such ‘naive’ questions, sexual questions that is.

One of the most eager questions asked was how to orally please the male phallus. I’m sure these girls are good in bed with their respective boyfriends, but perhaps they just wanted to improve by taking advice from a gay man. Besides, no one else knows how to orally tease the penis than guys themselves. From where’s the most sensitive part of the dick to how deep should I blow him, the girls weren’t so naive after all.

…. and in case if you’re asking yourself “Hey, where IS THE MOST SENSITIVE PART?”, it’s the area an inch below the head. Of course, the head is sensitive as well, but its a different sensation compared to the shaft.

Of course, I had my own fun listening to these girls share their own stories about their boyfriend in bed. Interesting words were ‘thick’ and ’stumpy’. Of course, few Asians would actually measure up to such an amazing length. Something got me a little embarrassed and annoyed – the girls were curious to know my size. No, I didn’t reveal anything, but one thing I left them hanging with was this …. I said “Of all the guys I’ve had sexual relationships with, be it a one night stand or an ex, none of them were greater than my extent”

Hehe .. yes, basking in self glorification here, but that’s the honest truth – which sparked even more curiosity from the girls.

Another very interesting and hilarious story would be about a vibrator this girl received as a birthday gift. It boasts of great length with many functions, speeds, whatever – you name it. Since then, a certain part of that girl’s body has not been given much rest, so I’ve heard.

Gosh, girls are as horny as guys but they are more discreet about it!

Anyways, it was fun hanging out and talking about sex during the entire meal. We did have to lower our voices when referring to certain words just in case we offend the other patrons. Oh yes, the waiters did look at us funny when we burst out laughing and hushing during our conversations